40 Moms @ Chick-fil-A

So in Chick-fil-A, there are ALL kinds of moms. ALL kinds.

  1. There are the moms who utilize the Purell wipes like candy.
  2. And there are the moms who never even noticed, nor cared about that red, plastic container hangin’ on the side of the door.
  3. There are the moms who buy the “kid meals.”
  4. And then there are the moms who buy 32 nuggets and divide them evenly among their nugget lovers.
  5. There are the moms who bring the sippy cups.
  6. There are the moms who pass out 2 % milk.
  7. And then there are the moms who are dolin’ out soda-pops.
  8. There are the moms who obey the 54″ height rule for calf-play, keeping their 7th graders from hangin’ out in the tunnels.
  9. And then there are the moms who are crawlin’ through the tunnels, sportin’ their “Best Chick-fil-A Mom” pin and their small selves.
  10. There are the moms who abide by the “wear socks and take off your shoe” rule.
  11. And then there are the moms who have bare-footed littles traversing the slide…backwards.
  12. There are the moms who sit inside the super small play area and wave to their children from the tunnel above.
  13. And then there are the moms who sit outside the play area on their phones, doin’ their Jamberry nails and readin’ their books.
  14. There are the moms who allow their children to go in and out the door 57 times.
  15. And then there are the moms who police the door and all the children…and all the parents of all the children.
  16. There are the moms who sport their messy buns and black yogas.
  17. And then there are the moms who sport their skinny jeans and their Target boots with faux, white fur.
  18. There are the moms who attempt to talk on the phone in the super small play area.
  19. And then there are the moms who are makin’ friends and passin’ out cell numbers.
  20. And then, of course, there are the moms who act like there is no one sitting one inch from their hip on that small, tiny bench.
  21. There are the moms who make their kids eat before play.
  22. And then there are the moms who let their kids play during order and after eats.
  23. And then, of course, there are the moms who let their kids  carry the stray nugget through the play tunnel.
  24. There are the moms who nicely place the complimentary place mat.
  25. And then there are the moms who dumpin’ waffles fries into one, big bag in the middle.
  26. There are moms who discipline from their table, outside the glass.
  27. And then there are the moms who forgot they have kids.
  28. There are the moms who make their kids put their shoes back on before the potty trip.
  29. And then there are the moms who sanitize the feet before placing the shoes.
  30. And then, of course, there are the moms who don’t even realize that their children have already been to the bathroom…twice.
  31. There are the moms who drink copious amounts of Coke Zero.
  32. And then there are moms who poppin’ nuggets like pills.
  33. There are the moms who falsely threaten to leave in really loud voices.
  34. And then there are the moms who are enacting time-outs, time-ins, and anything in between.
  35. There are the moms who attempt to host organized birthday parties during the lunch hour.
  36. And then there are the moms who are just attempting lunch during the lunch hour.
  37. There are the moms who deep-clean the dining table with their personal, hand-held Clorox wipes.
  38. And then there are the moms who spit into the napkin and wipe the table.
  39. There are the moms who go to Chick-fil-A, eat their food, and enjoy their “my pleasure”able experience.
  40. And then there are the moms who eat their nuggets, stare, and then come home and write blogs about moms at Chick-fil-A.

But at the end of the day, it doesn’t really matter what kinda mama you are at Chick-fil-A because you’re a mama who isn’t cooking today! 

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