42 Parenting Hashtags

#whydoihavepicturesofpooponmyphone

#whyisthereanentiretubeoftoothpasteinmysink

#noyoucannothavepopcornforbreakfast

#myyogapantsunderstandme

#yourmotherdidntalwayshavethosecirclesunderhereyes

#whydoesyourcolonstartworkingwhenmydinnerishot

#pleasetakethatoutofyourmouth

#stopchewingonthat

#stoppickingyour…

#stoptouchingyour…

#yesweknowyouarehungrythirstytiredandhot

 

#someonecallwhine11

#yourbirthdayis332daysfromtoday

#youneedtocoolit

#howmanytimesdoihavetotellyou

#aslongasyouliveinourhouseyouwilllivebyourules

#yesweknowyouwouldratherlivewithyourgrandparents

#thiswassupposedtobefun

#itwontkillyoutotryit

#yesiamaskingyoutoeatsaladandnoidonthateyou

#wehaveahousefulloftoysandyouaretellingmethatyourarebored

#whatmadeyouthinkthatthrowingyourselfonthefloorwouldwork

#alwaysthestrayfruitsnack

#whyareyoufightingforthenapthatiambeggingfor

#didntijustdoaloadofyourlaundry

#breakfastlunchdinnerandabazillionsnacks

#thatseenandnotheardthingisabunchofbogus

#sleepwhenyoudie

#iusedtojudge

#moneydoesntgrowontreesson

#boxedmacncheeseiswhatsfordinner

#whycantishowerwithoutsteppingonastegosaurus

#iusedtohaveenergytomakeoutwithyourfather

#mypaycheckcoversbatteriesanddiapers

#sitdownbeforeyoufalloutofthatcart

#yourboogersarenotmyproblemandyettheyare

#coffee

#coffee

#coffee

#irememberthedayswhenitookcareofmyhair

#isthatpee

#yesmychildrenarewieldingswordsinsubway

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